Indeed my fellow deviants, my summer s starting early - and just in time with this last minute cold streak. While my comrades are shivering away by their feeble fire places, I will be sun bathing in a sizzling hot bikini (poor bikini). Where is she going this time, you might ask. Back to Cozumel? Maybe the Keys again? Perhaps Hawaii? Nay my friends, nay.

I am going to the Philippines.

Through a bizarre and complex past, I inherited Philippino relataives and, during these next two glorious weeks, I will be swimming in the ocean, scarfing down ethnic dishes, and flirting with foreign boys...that is if they can get past my tallness, whiteness, and complete ignorance of any other language but English. Alas, I will miss my internet. I will miss you arists. Most of all, I will miss World of Warcraft. Howvever, between the missing school and lack of snow, I think I can manage